I'm drive I can fine osifer
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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