Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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