You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
sick fucks of a feather flock together
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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