Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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