Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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