Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
