Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i love accidental penises.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Ladies don't puke and tell
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
