She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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