i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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