so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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