No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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