I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
