okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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