is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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