If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Come on in and take your pants off
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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