Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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