yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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