problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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