So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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