I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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