Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it was like eating out sand paper
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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