Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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