So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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