i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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