Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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