I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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