im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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