He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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