Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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