Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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