I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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