I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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