belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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