nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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