Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Randomize
