if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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