Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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