I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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