I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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