idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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