dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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