Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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