Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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