I love black thongs
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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