whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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