As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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