i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
