Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so let's talk penis.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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