He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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