Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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