She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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