At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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