So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Is Oprah even human
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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